I was sitting in the waiting room of my step-daughter’s counselor’s office and it occurred to me that I might be evil. There I sat wearing a t-shirt that I’d grabbed (at random, I might add) that says: Pssst…no one likes you…pass it on! If the kids in the counselor’s office didn’t have self-esteem issues before, they have them now (there were no other kids in the office while we were there, but the irony wasn’t lost on me).
I honestly didn’t think about the slogan on the t-shirt until I was out of the house. I just reached into the closet and grabbed the first t-shirt that my fingers landed on. Hey, I hadn’t had my coffee at that point, cut me some slack. But then I went to QT and got some French Vanilla Cappuccino. Yeah, a total “wow, this is a fucked up shirt to wear around kids” moment happened.
Obviously, I’m a bad influence on kids. Then I started thinking about when I was growing up. Tracey, your mom was right, I WAS a bad influence on you. I’ve had this same sick sense of humor as long as I can remember, so obviously it was me who was the bad influence. Love ya.
But I’m not alone in the whole evil t-shirt thing. T-Shirt Hell has been at it as long as I have. You really should check them out because they have tons of stuff that’s hilarious!
Yeah, you’re definitely evil. I knew that when I married you though.
Ya’ll are sooooo mushy sweet!! I think i might puke!!!!!
Hey, i work in a Elementary School and i wear t-shirts like “Free Gas!!!” with a little stick man with his leg in the air and a obvious cloud of gaseous fumes emitting out of his ass. Also another favorite is my, “Why chocolate is better than men ? It’s always rich. It’s always satisfying. Nuts are optional.”! I show the kids this one a lot >>”A. I’m not listening, B. I don’t care, C. I’m Ignoring you, D. All the above.” , and D of course is bubbled in.All of these i guess are a tad bit inappropriate for School but i’m a reality kind of girl. What can i say.