Why are so many stupid people allowed to procreate?
I’ve asked time and time again for people to pass out condoms to their slack-jawed, mouth-breathing neighbors, but I just don’t think it’s getting done. I think they’re sneaking a little nookie in when no one is looking. And sometimes I think that they use the condoms as balloons because they like balloons and are easily amused by floaty things. It’s not so much allowing them to do it as much as it is them sneaking unauthorized nookie. Obviously, I advocate mandatory condom use for stupid people, should they actually land someone that can stand to fuck them. It’s not me allowing them to have sex and get all impregnated and shit. I swear.
Why am I tired?
If you hadn’t guessed, my husband asked that little gem. I’m gonna answer it, despite the fact that it’s a kinda lame question.
Hon, it’s been a long week. Lots of softball practice and not enough sleep. At least you don’t have to get up early to take your kid to school tomorrow because HEB is stupid and is having make up days on Saturdays because we got all that snow back in December and January. Be glad that I’m gonna take her.
